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It’s a Chef’s Life ….
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What you can expect from making a living in a professional kitchen:
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1 You’ll almost always have open wounds on your hands and arms.
2 You’ll never meet new people because your social life deteriorates into non-existence.3 You’ll find it hard to start relationships because alone time will become a precious thing.
4 You’ll lose your social skills.
5 Your sense of humor will degrade into the politically incorrect and socially unacceptable
6 You’ll eventually start swearing like a sailor and you won’t even notice yourself doing it.
7 You’ll turn into an anorak/monomaniac and always turn all conversations back to food.
8 You’ll earn a pittance for years/decades.
9 You’ll either lose a vast amount of weight or gain a vast amount of weight.
10 You’ll never ever have a tan ever again.
11 You won’t become famous.
12 You’ll develop a habit, whether it be coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, cannabis, cocaine, or even red bull.
13 Your feet will get destroyed.
14 Your back will get destroyed.
15 Your hands will get destroyed.
16 You’ll live in a constant state of sleep deprivation, indefinitely.
17 You’ll have to ask your friends to plan everything around your schedule, which is incomplete opposition with their availability, because you never know your days off in advance and you probably won’t be able to change it.
18 You’ll become of a very highly strung nature
19 You’ll become more prone to temper flare ups
20 Your awareness of other people’s lack of efficiency and common sense will increase and your tolerance of it will decrease.
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